This is your chance to talk to God
Emmanuel be with you
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Philip7 |
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Posts: 1 08/15/07 13:48:39 |
Stop your petty squabbles and divisions and unite under the one true banner! Emmanuel (God with us) is here, among us in the flesh. His given name is Sigmund Ivarsson and he will talk to anyone on the forum School of the Spirit. Or if you wish to speak to him in person dial 01181742484852 (Japan)
This is your chance to talk to God Emmanuel be with you |
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misterpessimistic |
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Indisputable BookTalk Master
Posts: 4113 08/15/07 14:24:46 Indisputable BookTalk Master |
Retard.
But atheism is no more a religion than not playing chess is a hobby. - Robert Sawyer - Sci Fi Author
I'm not saying it's usual for people to do those things but I(with the permission of God) have raised a dog from the dead and healed many people from all sorts of ailments. - Asana Boditharta (former booktalk troll) "The Sentient may percieve and love the universe, but the universe cannot percieve and love the sentient. The universe sees no distinction between the multitude of creatures and elements which comprise it. All are equal. None is favored...It cannot control what it creates and it cannot, it seems, be controlled by its creations (though a few might decieve themselves otherwise). Those who curse the workings of the universe curse that which is deaf. Those who strike out at those workings fight that which is inviolate. Those who shake their fists, shake their fists at blind stars." - Michael Moorcock in the "Queen of the Swords" |
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irishrosem |
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Posts: 641 08/15/07 14:58:38 OMG I'm Awesome! |
Mr. P, I swear I was going to write the same thing, but my connection kept fritzing out. Actually what I intended to write was:
"Go away you fucking retard." But you beat me to it. I guess we were simpatico on this one. |
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misterpessimistic |
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Indisputable BookTalk Master
Posts: 4113 08/15/07 23:19:45 Indisputable BookTalk Master |
Yes! It fugiures with me though huh? I am away for a while now and my only contribution is to be full of angst. At least I am consistent!!
Mr. P.O'd. But atheism is no more a religion than not playing chess is a hobby. - Robert Sawyer - Sci Fi Author
I'm not saying it's usual for people to do those things but I(with the permission of God) have raised a dog from the dead and healed many people from all sorts of ailments. - Asana Boditharta (former booktalk troll) "The Sentient may percieve and love the universe, but the universe cannot percieve and love the sentient. The universe sees no distinction between the multitude of creatures and elements which comprise it. All are equal. None is favored...It cannot control what it creates and it cannot, it seems, be controlled by its creations (though a few might decieve themselves otherwise). Those who curse the workings of the universe curse that which is deaf. Those who strike out at those workings fight that which is inviolate. Those who shake their fists, shake their fists at blind stars." - Michael Moorcock in the "Queen of the Swords" |
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Niall001 |
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Posts: 897 08/16/07 14:21:10 Smarty Pants |
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LanDroid |
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Posts: 380 08/21/07 23:12:37 Amusingly Clever |
Eeegadz! What a bunch of head cases! After a quick read it looks like that Sigmund Ivarsson loonie lives in Japan, thinks he is Gawd, and writes soft porn to Patty, one of his most ardent followers who lives somewhere in the U.S.
Quote: Sigmund thinks he is part of the Elect. Maybe it's that Japanese accent. On edit: Lawdy these folks all post in 7 different forums! Methinks they have to spread themselves out so the depth of their obsessions are not so obvious at first glance, check it: p104.ezboard.com/net-link...D=45.topic |
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LanDroid |
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Posts: 380 08/22/07 19:07:01 Amusingly Clever |
Hey, the dude posted Gawd's phone number! It's long distance of course, but who is going to be the first to make the call? We've heard the jokes for so long, now here's your chance to make it happen! If you can't record it like Crank Yankers, at least tell us 'bout it, K?
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Chris OConnor |
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Indisputable BookTalk Master
Posts: 9511 09/10/07 02:13:47 BookTalk Owner |
I called. Yes, I am serious. I hit *67 first to block my number. A Japanese woman picked up and sounded annoyed. This guy is probably spamming this number all over the web. Click on his profile and you will see that he has been posting to plenty of sites.
I will agree. This is a full-blowed retard. (that was from Larry the Cable Guy) |
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